Just a little blog about things that make me smile. Mainly pictures, but a few good poems I couldn't help including. So... yeah.
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
someone bumped into my chair and i invaded their country
someone bumped into my chair and i blushed because it was senpai
circumhorizontal arcs photographed by david england, andy cripe, del zane, todd sackmann and brandon rios. this atmospheric phenomenon, otherwise known as a fire rainbow, is created when light from a sun that is at least 58 degrees above the horizon passes through the hexagonal ice crystals that form cirrus clouds which, because of quick cloud formation, have become horizontally aligned. (see also: previous cloud posts)
Why’d the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks.
How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a penis – I mean light-bulb!
Nurse: “Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room.”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him.”
The stationary store moved.
Life without women would be a pain in the ass.
Why was the letter C afraid of the other letters?
They were Not-Cs.
Did you hear about the psychic midget that robbed a bank? Now there’s a small medium at large.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
“What’s your greatest weakness?”
“I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
“I don’t give a fuck what you think.”
Other people in yoga class vs me
Bitch I hate coconut!
LOL pugs actually do this, I love it XD
This should become a thing! Poor guy!
They told me I could become anything, so I became a dog.